Forgive me Father, for I have sinned...
Does this log make my butt look fat?
Mum? Can you come and get me down now?
You go. I'll just stay here and rest my head a little bit.
I'll give you 2 seconds to get off me or I'm calling Mom.
Dear Martha Stewart:
I have this brown stain on my nice, white, fluffy butt...
Go Away...Hmph! I am having a bad fur day.
I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree again.
What is the matter with me?
Now, Run along and go have AN AWESOME WEEKEND BOYS AND GIRLS!!
