Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
In a Nonsmoking Area:
'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'
On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
At a Propane Filling Station:
'Thank heaven for little grills.'
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
HAVE AN AWESOME WEEKEND BOYS AND GIRLS!! YOURS TRULY WILL BE IN THE CAPITAL SHOPPING TILL SHE DROPS. *GRINS*
